Two can play this game, PMS. Two can play.
6-Step solution to the surprise drop off an emotional cliff:
1) Brownie
2) Fancy coffee
3) Compulsive cleaning
4) Angry cleaning
5) Super large sandwich
6) I don’t know….getting through the day by hook or by crook?
no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
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kindymaling (via drinkyourjuice)
AHAHHAHAHAHA perfect. Asshole.
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Hyperballad
We live on a mountain
right at the top
there’s a beautiful view
from the top of the mountain
every morning I walk towards the edge
and throw little things off
like
car-parts, bottles and cutlery
or whatever i find lying around
It’s become a habit
a way
to start the day
I go through all this
before you wake up
so I can feel happier
to be safe up here with you
It’s real early morning
no-one is awake
I’m back at my cliff
still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make
on their way down
I follow with my eyes ‘til they crash
imagine what my body would sound like
slamming against those rocks
And when it lands
will my eyes
be closed or open?
I go through all this
before you wake up
so I can feel happier
to be safe up here with you
List: Vanilla Actresses with Animal Habits
1. January Jones.
Exhibit A: Eating her placenta.
2. Alicia Silverstone
Exhibit A: Pre-chewing food for her 10 month (HE HAS TEETH) old child.
Exhibit B: That she named Bear.
I want to walk around with you!
Dangerously Delicious →
Old news (maybe) but good news. Aziz Ansari stand up for download! I have high hopes for this shiz, and it’s only 5 dollhairs! That goes directly to him! Stellar.
From Chris Piascik (http://chrispiascik.com/daily-drawings/nobody-likes/)
Funny story though. Assholes don’t KNOW! Seriously, to them kindness is a weakness and they are blind to it when it chances to benefit them. All they see are other ‘normal assholes’ and weaklings. It makes me want to literally tear them new assholes to demonstrate just exactly how unpleasant they actually are.
So, it’s always weird to me when people suddenly hop on a grief band wagon when a celebrity dies. But that being said, I’m still bummed out about Whitney Houston biting the bullet, and I would like to recognize that she made some awesome music that had infinite awesome potential as showcased by this awesome mash-up.
Michael Buble no longer looks quite as neutered to me now…..hmmmmm….
I wanna shave that mustache and then haaayve gelato.
Fun for the Whole Family
A sure bet for hilarity and comedy is to cut off a crazy person on the highway accidently.
They almost certainly never follow you flashing their brights, tailgating you and swerving around in the lane behind you dangerously for over 3 miles. Almost never.
Creep Energy
Sometimes I think I emit a secret radio signal that attracts addicts, felons, and other such weirdos into my life and personal space, much like those blue insect zappers attract flies, mosquitos, and moths. Only the lights kill the bugs, and I have yet to be equipped with the necessary cruelty and apathy necessary to end said interactions.
For example, “I’m going to be late for my methadone clinic hours and will get sick if I miss them. My ‘take home’ rights have been revoked [reason unspecified] but I’m hoping they get reinstated soon”. Response…….. ……. ….???!??!??!!!
I mean, really, we are not friends, we are strangers who have interacted ONE OTHER TIME. I don’t want to be mean, but you creep me out dude. Like WHOA. And to describe this as an “overshare” is an understatement.
And yet, he is not the first, nor the last….it’s just my thang. Creepazoids heart me, example numero uno: most recent ex-boyfriend. Creep in the first degree, LOVED me.
Happy Valentine's Day. Don't let anyone get away with this..... →
Child’s Own Studio.
This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while. They make soft toys for kids out of their own drawings.
Ummmm spectacular.
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